No Matter How Old You Are Funny

50 Funny Birthday Quotes

Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.

A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.

You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!

    Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
    Age

    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope Pin it! Share on Facebook

  2. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
    Birthday
  3. After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
    Random
  4. Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
    Live Life
  5. Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
    Famous Quotes about Life

    We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson Pin it! Share on Facebook

  6. We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Growth
  7. Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
    Cute Quotes
  8. The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
    Growing Up
  9. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
    Happy Birthday Cuz
  10. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
    Humor

    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz Pin it! Share on Facebook

  11. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Motivational
  12. Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers
    Truth
  13. Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes to Live By
  14. We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
    Funny
  15. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
    Honesty
  16. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
    Wise

    Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes

    It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown Pin it! Share on Facebook
  17. It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown
    Smile
  18. This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless. Catherine Pulsifer
    Inspirational Quotes
  19. Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer
    Regret
  20. Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine! Kate Summers
    Memory
  21. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
    Words of Encouragement

    Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith Pin it! Share on Facebook

  22. Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith
    Famous
  23. The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to do something you can say, I'm too old to do that! Kate Summers
    Good
  24. You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
    Funny Proverbs
  25. As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
    Words of Encouragement for Women

    Your in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Pin it! Share on Facebook

  26. You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine Pulsifer
    Encouraging
  27. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
    Sad Quotes about Life
  28. Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
    Make A Difference
  29. It's better to be over the hill than under it. Saying
    Mountain

    Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging

    Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb Pin it! Share on Facebook
  30. Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb
    Enthusiasm
  31. Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age. Byron Pulsifer
    Quote of The Day
  32. When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying
    Trouble
  33. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Cool

    At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Pin it! Share on Facebook

  34. At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown
    Happy Birthday Wishes
  35. Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
    No worries though as 50 will be here before you know! Catherine Pulsifer
    Birthday Poems
  36. You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you're looking wonderful. Cardinal Spellman
    21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
  37. When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Blair Sabol
    Parents
  38. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade. Author Unknown
    Funny Quotes about Life

    Age is a number and mine is unlisted. Pin it! Share on Facebook

  39. Age is a number and mine is unlisted. Author Unknown
    Smile Poem
  40. Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
    Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
    Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
    Hope
  41. At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun. So enjoy your day while you can still play. Catherine Pulsifer
    Retirement
  42. You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience. Author Unknown
    Experience
  43. Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative. Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
    Inspirational Sayings
  44. You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th Author Unknown
    Be Yourself
  45. When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lite you know you are getting up there. Catherine Pulsifer
    Happy Birthday Sister In Law

    They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from   creeping down into your body. Pin it! Share on Facebook

  46. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Author Unknown
    Mindset
  47. I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive. Byron Pulsifer
    Life
  48. As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
    Poems about Life
  49. Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Author Unknown
    Cute Life Quotes
  50. You know you've aged when you read events you lived in a history book. Will Ferrell, The Funny Book
    Funny Sayings

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