No Matter How Old You Are Funny

50 Funny Birthday Quotes

Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.

A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.

You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
Age
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Birthday
After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
Random
Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
Live Life
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
Famous Quotes about Life
We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Growth
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
Cute Quotes
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
Growing Up
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
Happy Birthday Cuz
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
Humor
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
Motivational
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers
Truth
Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Nicky Gumbel
Quotes to Live By
We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
Funny
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Honesty
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
Wise
Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown
Smile
This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless. Catherine Pulsifer
Inspirational Quotes
Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer
Regret
Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine! Kate Summers
Memory
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
Words of Encouragement
Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith
Famous
The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to do something you can say, I'm too old to do that! Kate Summers
Good
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
Funny Proverbs
As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
Words of Encouragement for Women
You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine Pulsifer
Encouraging
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
Sad Quotes about Life
Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
Make A Difference
It's better to be over the hill than under it. Saying
Mountain
Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging
Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb
Enthusiasm
Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age. Byron Pulsifer
Quote of The Day
When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying
Trouble
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
Cool
At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown
Happy Birthday Wishes
Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.
No worries though as 50 will be here before you know! Catherine Pulsifer
Birthday Poems
You've heard of the three ages of man: Youth, middle age, and you're looking wonderful. Cardinal Spellman
21st Birthday Quotes plus 30th, 40th, 50th
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. Blair Sabol
Parents
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade. Author Unknown
Funny Quotes about Life
Age is a number and mine is unlisted. Author Unknown
Smile Poem
Happy Birthday to you, we hope that all year you never feel blue.
Now that you are fifty-five, we hope that you will survive
Marcia Goldlist, Birthday Cards & Toasts
Hope
At 50 your work is almost done, and retirement sounds like fun. So enjoy your day while you can still play. Catherine Pulsifer
Retirement
You're not forty, you're eighteen with twenty-two years experience. Author Unknown
Experience
Turning 50 is not so bad considering the alternative. Leland Gregory, 50 Things Not to Do after 50
Inspirational Sayings
You look 22, you feel like 18, you act like your 10, guess that makes you 50. Never change! Happy 50th Author Unknown
Be Yourself
When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lite you know you are getting up there. Catherine Pulsifer
Happy Birthday Sister In Law
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Author Unknown
Mindset
I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive. Byron Pulsifer
Life
As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
Poems about Life
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. Author Unknown
Cute Life Quotes
You know you've aged when you read events you lived in a history book. Will Ferrell, The Funny Book
Funny Sayings